MONEY

It can buy a House

But not a Home

 

It can buy a Bed

But not Sleep

 

It can buy a Clock

But not Time

 

It can buy a Book

But not Knowledge

 

It can buy you a Position

But not Respect

 

It can buy you Medicine

But not Health

 

It can buy you Blood

But not Life

 

It can buy you Sex

But not Love

 

So you see money isn’t everything. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…

 

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

 

A truer Friend than me you will never find.

 

CASH ONLY PLEASE

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