10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

 

9.  "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

 

8.  "Whew! Guess I left the top off the WhiteOut. You probably got here just in time!"

 

7.  "I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

 

6.  "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

 

5.  "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

 

4.  "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."        

 

3.  "The coffee machine is broken…"

 

2.  "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…"

 

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

 

1.  "… in Jesus’  name. Amen."