10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."


9.  "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."


8.  "Whew! Guess I left the top off the WhiteOut. You probably got here just in time!"


7.  "I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."


6.  "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."


5.  "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"


4.  "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."        


3.  "The coffee machine is broken…"


2.  "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…"


And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…


1.  "… in Jesus’  name. Amen."